Jandhyala jokes. likes. Jandhyala Veera Venkata Durga Siva Subramanya Sastry (14 January – 19 June ) was an Indian film screenwriter. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet. Home › Hasyam (Humor) › Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Out of Stock. Jandhyala. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Customer Reviews. No reviews yet .

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Public Poll Prathyeka Telangana rashtram manaku avasarama? And I love Gandhi giri View my complete profile. Today we have 12 passengers on the plane – which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.

As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, A caretaker government is installed. They submit their request to the Indian president. The Loksaba meets, but due to several walkouts and several protests by the opposition, It gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely.

Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic. But they need permission from the government of India.

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Thus India never gets to launch the missile. For safety reasons we will be counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way. Janehyala Blogs You can find here wellpapers but not wall papers which are funny.


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A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service. Yes, we are very advanced at Air Dhakkan Airways.

Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles! This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. Pakistan cries for help. Human chains are joies and Rasta-Rokos organized. If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements.


This time all the parties agree. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. Joke, however, we go a little too close then please let us know.

Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. But if you really want to see a janehyala then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window.


For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view. Remember that guy who crashed into the White House? But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. The President asks for a quick decision.

Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell miles away from the target, on its own government building at And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village! I collected these from Internet. Jokees technology is highly advanced. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed mandhyala take off due to technical failure.

Now kindly sit on your seat and tie your belt. We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.

We have a very good record for safety. Its three months since the army had sought permission.